Dear My Car,
You are an overpriced, unreliable piece of crap. You left me stranded this morning. I've been good to you! Why do you do this to me? You were created by Germans. Supposed to be the best. Luxurious. Prestigious. But you have betrayed me. You are now in the shop. Who knows what this will cost me. Your fancy image...I am quickly over it.
With regret,
Your Owner
Ooh, Geez Jess. Take it easy.
ReplyDeleteEver think of what your car has to go through? Living up to all those expectations? Trying to break barriers as a fuel efficient SUV? trying to get you where you need to go, while keeping you warm, or cool, all at the same time?
It's can be a hard life for a Mercedes SUV, so maybe take a step back, and have a little empathy.
Sincerely,
Your scorned car (SUV)
P.s.
Maybe I've just got the flu, like you get sometimes too.
Please change "it's can be" to "it can be", thanks.
ReplyDeleteI love that you actually wrote a note to an inanimate object! That is just too funny. Okay so your car might be broken down, it may cost you 100's of dollars, but it gave you a cute and funny blog post. Does your hot voiced little GPS lady say anything when your car is about to break down such as "Warning your engine is about to fail." or "Good Morning Jessie, your transmission is really shot." Hope the price isn't too painful. See you at the wedding tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteThat is a real big bummer! I would hate your car too if I were you. I hate my car for doing the exact same thing...except I don't have any fancy image thing to yell at my car about. Mine's just a run-down old hag...nothin' fancy about it. Oh, and if it's anything like mine....that will end up costing you 1000's not 100's.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope for the best though! :)