3 posts in one day...I believe this is a record. Maybe I feel bad for depriving my 5 blog followers for so long?
I am getting surgery tomorrow (yes, September 11th). I have a hernia, and my nurse friend Erin was always putting a little bug in my ear, saying "...you know, you really should get that taken care of...could get serious real fast..." So tomorrow is the day.
Having a hernia makes me feel old. I can see it all now. First a hernia, then blood pressure meds, then diabetes...the next thing I'll know, the highlight of my day will be deciding between cherry jell-o and chocolate pudding at the assisted care facility.
Naaaa......I think I'll go out in style. My sister and I will probably be those old ladies sitting on the beach in brightly colored mu-mus with a box of wine between us. Yeah, that sounds more like it.
So tomorrow think of me as my guts are hanging out on the operating table. Please pray that I don't wake up with a colostomy bag.
This blog chronicles my life as a wife, mom, dental hygienist, photographer, and smart aleck. I make my home in Washington State. My favorite things are laughing, eating good food, taking pictures, cake decorating, blogging, and serving dental missions in third world countries. I stick my foot in my mouth so often we'll go ahead and call that a favorite hobby, too. I like to think of my blog readers as friends I invite into my home. So welcome. Come on in.
Ick good luck! I am thinking of you today!!!
ReplyDeleteHow'd it go? Ready for drinks yet?!
ReplyDeleteI hope that everything went well today and you have a smooth and quick recovery! I'm glad you are back to posting too- I missed them!
ReplyDeleteI hope you are feeling ok Jess!And, I also hope for your sake that they loaded you up with Percocet, and more percocet. Just kidding, but not really.
ReplyDeleteMel